“Heaviest Objects in the Universe” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Astronomy & Programming Humor
Looking for the perfect blend of science humor and casual fashion? This “Heaviest Objects in the Universe” t-shirt brings together the immense forces of space and the hefty struggle every programmer knows all too well—Node Modules. Whether you’re a science nerd, a coder, or just love a witty tee, this shirt is sure to become a staple in your wardrobe.
Key Features:
- Premium Printing: Specially spun fibers create a smooth surface for sharp and vivid print, so your favorite design pops with brilliance.
- No Side Seams: Designed for comfort without itchy interruptions under the arms.
- Durability You Can Trust: The taped shoulders add strength and durability, while the classic fit ensures relaxed, all-day comfort.
- Soft & Sustainable Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²), offering breathable, durable wear year-round. Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality.
- Scratch-Free Comfort: With a tear-away label, you won’t have to worry about discomfort or irritation.
Why You’ll Love It:
This unisex heavy cotton tee is more than just an everyday basic—it’s a conversation starter for coding meetups, astronomy clubs, or simply hanging out with friends. The unique design features the heaviest objects in the universe— from the Sun and neutron stars to black holes, with a fun nod to every programmer’s nemesis: Node Modules.
Perfect For:
- Science lovers, astronomy geeks, and programmers.
- Gifting to a nerdy friend or loved one who appreciates cosmic humor.
- Casual wear that blends seamlessly into any occasion, from laid-back weekends to geeky events.
Get your new favorite tee today—it’s a true cosmic must-have!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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